What an obnoxious post
Nothing screams “I’m old and am beginning to come to the trite realization that I don’t like the world just as my parents and grandparents did before me” like blacklisting modern teen vernacular
I´m old and I think these things are hella cute, and extremely clever and so much better than the way I used to speak when I was a teen so it´s just some really narrow minded person who can´t be appreciative of the times whatever the age they are at.
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
i need 10 of these
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.