christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"Dear boy, you’re all duct tape and safety pins inside."
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
— I Am But A Traveler in This Land & Know Little of Its Ways - Dean Young
i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go
It’s time to appreciate Norman’s “Hold the fuck up….Sean’s strippin” stare once again.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again